Life.

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

I hope she’ll be a fool — that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via hqlines)


kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
Grantaire, Book V (via dirtinherhair)
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

bloodphoenix:

Sometimes I’m the bird and sometimes I’m the little girl.

bloodphoenix:

Sometimes I’m the bird and sometimes I’m the little girl.

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

how to kiss

kinkydonuts:


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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