When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
|—||the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)|
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great